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Many years ago, when I was a young man trying to find my way, I had an amazing, beautiful, and understanding girlfriend that I cheated on all of the time.I knew that if one day she ever decided to cheat on me, it would be much deserved since I’ve done the same to her on…
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Many years ago, when I was a young man trying to find my way, I had an amazing, beautiful, and understanding girlfriend that I cheated on all of the time.
I knew that if one day she ever decided to cheat on me, it would be much deserved since I’ve done the same to her on…

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Many years ago, when I was a young man trying to find my way, I had an amazing, beautiful, and understanding girlfriend that I cheated on all of the time.

I knew that if one day she ever decided to cheat on me, it would be much deserved since I’ve done the same to her on multiple occasions.

But one day, I found out she actually did cheat on me, and despite knowing I deserved it, I couldn’t escape the fact that she was a big slut. So I dropped her and never spoke to that b**ch again.

That day I invented Alpha King Rule #87 which states 👇

If she cheats on you once, she’ll cheat again. Drop that h0e, and the right one will come along when you’re ready.


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